Handy phrases in Italian: Super beginner edition

Fluency is the ability to easily express yourself in a language, written or spoken.

While vocabulary, grammar and pronunciation are obviously big parts of that, it's important to also learn the idioms and phrases that add flavor to the language.

After all, there's no better way to talk like a local than to use the same phrases that locals use.

Let's start at the beginning with common beginner phrases in Italian.

Greetings

Italian English Notes
Ciao! Hello or Goodbye Ciao is best used in informal contexts.
Salve Hello More formal than ciao.
Buongiorno Hello (lit. "Good Day") Can be used in both informal and formal contexts; valid up to about 2-4 p.m.
Buonasera Hello (lit. "Good Evening")
Buonanotte Good night Just like in English, this is used in the context of a sendoff and not a hello.
Arrivederci Goodbye A more formal goodbye than "Ciao!"

Being polite

Italian English Notes
Grazie Thank You
Prego You're Welcome
Per favore Please
Mi scusi Excuse Me
Mi dispiace I'm sorry

Introducing yourself

Italian English Notes
Mi chiamo _____ My name is ______
Di dove se? Where are you from?
Piacere! Pleased to meet you

Joke of the day

Un cervello entra in un bar e dice al barista, “Una birra, per favore.”

Il barista dice, “Mi dispiace, non posso servirti. Sei fuori di testa.”